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Somewhere along the way though, Genital Jousting gained a special romance mode for two players - in which potential soulmates can gently woo each other while picking roses, slurping spaghetti, bowling, and engaging in other seductive, sensuous activities - plus an honest-to-goodness story mode. Here, up to eight human-controlled wangs can battle it out across a surprisingly diverse range of maps and mini-games (with names like Double Delight, Obstacle Intercourse, and Weiner Round Up) for ultimate sausage supremacy, usually by frantically attempting to consensually penetrate their peers. Last time I spent a few happy hours Genital Jousting, the focus was undoubtedly on its hilariously raucous Classic and Party modes.

#Genital jousting game on steam Pc

Genital Jousting is available now on Steam at an engorged price of US$6.99 to account for all the hot new throbbing content.įor more information and to become part of the conversation follow on Twitter and visit Genital Jousting on the internet.Genital Jousting, developer Free Lives' delightfully puerile multiplayer cock-'em-up, has finally released on PC after 14 months in Early Access development.įor those unfamiliar with Genital Jousting, it's described as an 'online and local multiplayer party game about flaccid penises and wiggly anuses'. This is the Citizen Kane of penis video games. Genital Jousting’s story mode is the greatest narrative ever created for the medium of video games. The broadcast will include competitive battles, story mode demonstrations, and free stuff because that’s what really gets the views. Starting today, January 19 at 9:00 AM (AEDT), Devolver Digital and Free Lives will come together with some of the greatest players in the world to put on an arousing display of skills not seen in any other competitive game. It will be broadcast live on Genital Jousting’s Steam page. The game’s launch also ushers in a new era in esports as the first ever Genital Jousting Espurts World Championships.

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The Official Genital Jousting Squeezable Plush™ from ESC Toy is available now for US$30 and comes with several alluring features including a custom ‘spurt’ sound chip, a fashionable sundress, and a shockingly long Steam code for Genital Jousting. They’re also announcing Genital Jousting’s foray into the competitive world of esports. Free Lives and Devolver Digital are celebrating this milestone achievement with the release of a limited edition physical item. Since its entry into Early Access late last year, Genital Jousting has satisfied more than 300,000 players. Genital Jousting 1.0 includes a brand-new story mode, featuring dynamic voice over narration, that follows the trials and tribulations of a Johnson named John as he looks for love in a world that simply doesn’t love him back.

#Genital jousting game on steam full

Out of Early Access, it thrust the updated game onto Steam as a full release and announced the first-ever Genital Jousting Espurts World Championships, airing tonight. Independent developer Free Lives (Broforce, GORN) and Devolver Digital have pulled the world’s premier schlong ‘em up Genital Jousting.